how-to, run, from, police, backwards
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I tried this and it kind of worked. I punched a cop square in the face, then started running backwards, and sure enough he didn't pursue me or even attempt an arrest. Of course, the reason is because I casually jogging backwards into open highway traffic, and he didn't feel like joining me. It didn't turn out so bad though. The afterlife actually has internet!
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I tried this and it kind of worked. I punched a cop square in the face, then started running backwards, and sure enough he didn't pursue me or even attempt an arrest. Of course, the reason is because I casually jogging backwards into open highway traffic, and he didn't feel like joining me. It didn't turn out so bad though. The afterlife actually has internet!

And now, it has one more internetz.
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Rule #1: Cardio
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Rule #1: Cardio

Rule #2: Be Black
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Rule #1: Cardio

Rule #2: Be Black


No no, the goal is to NOT be arrested.
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Rule #2: Be Black


No no, the goal is to NOT be arrested.

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Rule #2: Be Black


No no, the goal is to NOT be arrested.

In an alternate universe: Black people actually never get caught by the police. It's written in the quantum fabric.
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My word for this page is tallow.
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parkour/freerunnin will do the trick
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